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Satan Is Making Tim Tebow Endorse Nike, Says Some Crazy Guy

Also, fun fact: every time you've purchased Nike stuff, it's because the devil made you.

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Tim Tebow is known for his ability to make people really crazy, and we may have found the craziest of them all.

Someone named Charles Hubbard has started a blog called Christians Against Nike because he believes the company exists to celebrate the goddess Nike and not to, you know, make money. There are plenty of legitimate reasons to be against Nike, but I'm not sure this is one of them.

And because Tim Tebow is endorsed by Nike, the beloved-by-Christians Superchristian Tebow does not escape Hubbard's wrath.

Some highlights from the rest of the website, which needs to be seen to be believed: