1. Here’s a GIF of BYU student Katy Andrews’ non-attempt at clearing a steeple. It looks painful.
2. Andrews posted the video to YouTube, so we don’t feel as bad about it. Also, she titled it “Best Steeplechase FAIL,” which rules.
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- Chipotle is finally adding dessert to its menu and cinnamon, honey, and caramel butter dipping sauce will be involved 😋