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Roger Federer's Haircut Makes Him Look Like A Certain Aging British Rocker

Every serve he takes...get it? GET IT?

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Fed's leonine coif used to flow and flop with his movements. He'd constantly be pushing it out of his eyes and face, symbolizing, depending on the situation, either effort, joy, or frustration.

But, in the 32nd year of his life, in the beautiful twilight of his career, Fed cut that mane. Behold:




That's right: Fed's opting for a short, well-mannered cut, more befitting of his age and maturity. (I guess?) The most important part, though, is that this new style makes him look like a certain vaunted pop star. But who?

Well, at least we know what Fed's post-tennis career will be: vegan sex yoga.