1. Here is the amusing failed attempt #1, from earlier in the night.
2. This is successful attempt #2. The Obamas are magnificently adorable.
3. And here are all the photos I could find on the wire, because this is wonderful and heartening and all sorts of other giddy adjectives.
9. This is the President and First Lady kissing on the Jumbotron at a USA National Team basketball game. Is there anything more goofily American?
11. Malia got a t-shirt!
12. SO SMILEY.
- Saturday is Trump's 100th day in office. We found an average of about one false statement per day from him and his aides so far 💯
- A luxury event called Fyre Festival turned into a total shitshow. Headliners dropped out and guests tweeted photos of bare-bones food and lodging 😱
- American Airlines gave workers a raise — to the highest pay in the industry — and Wall Street is furious. The company's stock has been falling since Thursday.
- A teen had a remarkably petty response when her ex asked for his prom money back: She paid him in all pennies 😏