Millionaire Uses An Old-Ass Cellphone
Andrew Luck has a cellphone that's older than he is. Approximately.
Andrew Luck plays quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts. He's very good at it — his presence as a rookie was the main reason Indy went from 2-14 in 2010 to 11-5 last year. He's also a millionaire at 23 years old.
This is his cell phone.
Of course, having this phone doesn't prove that Andrew Luck is humble or anything. The only thing this phone really proves is that Andrew Luck doesn't work in a career where he has to check his email. For all we know, Luck could be sending texts with that machine that make Tiger Woods look like a Victorian minister.
But it's still funny.