Earlier today, Mike Tyson managed to take that time he bit Evander Holyfield's ear off in the ring and turn it into a product endorsement. For Holyfield's BBQ sauce.
One would think that Holyfield might be a bit sore (lololol) about this. But it turns out:
Then Holyfield started retweeting.
He definitely ate just one.
No better sportsmanship than one boxer biting another boxer's ear off.
That's great, Evander. We're really happy for you. Weren't you a four-time heavyweight champion?
Be careful. If this gets too popular, people are actually going to want to see Tyson bit off your other ear.