1. This is possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
Highlights from Metta’s forecast (though, to be quite honest, it’s pretty much all a highlight):
— “It’s raining everywhere! It’s amazing!”
— “Victoria! She sounds like she’s hot! But she’s actually cold, 14 degrees.”
— “Tofino! Tofu. I like tofu.”
— “There’s snow up there! But I don’t know those names, so not going to worry about those places.”
— *puts hand on empty place on map* “Watch out for there, stay away from there.”
— “To get from this island to this island, take a boat.”
— “This is beautiful! CTV, baby!”
3. WEATHERMAN METTA SAYS:
- Republicans gave up on their Obamacare replacement. Trump demanded the House vote, but there still wasn't enough support.
- Donald Trump, who wrote a book about his ability to get deals done, lost in his highest stakes negotiation yet — the battered GOP health care bill.
- Apple says a hacking group that's threatening to wipe hundreds of millions of iPhones has not breached it's iCloud system 📱
- Hi Stranger: A bizarre short film featuring a naked mumbling figurine is making everyone on the internet uncomfortable 🙃