London's Mayor Got Stuck On A Zipline While Waving Two Tiny Flags

I mean, Boris Johnson... this is beyond parody. And thank goodness, there's video.

This is beyond parody. It is a satirical British ditty made flesh. He seriously says, "Can you get me a rope?"

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I think Romney should choose Johnson as his VP.

Here's the video with a more appropriate soundtrack.

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Johnson's journey was fraught even before he stopped. He came down the line backwards.

He waved his flags enthusiastically, but to no avail.

And by the time he finally got himself turned around

he came to a crushing halt.

Hi Boris!

The mayor of London, everybody.