Sports·Posted on Aug 1, 2012London's Mayor Got Stuck On A Zipline While Waving Two Tiny FlagsI mean, Boris Johnson... this is beyond parody. And thank goodness, there's video.by Kevin LincolnBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink This is beyond parody. It is a satirical British ditty made flesh. He seriously says, "Can you get me a rope?" View this video on YouTube youtube.com I think Romney should choose Johnson as his VP. Here's the video with a more appropriate soundtrack. View this video on YouTube youtube.com Johnson's journey was fraught even before he stopped. He came down the line backwards. He waved his flags enthusiastically, but to no avail. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And by the time he finally got himself turned around he came to a crushing halt. Hi Boris! The mayor of London, everybody.