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Jose Canseco Has 8 Things To Say About Global Warming (And He Thinks Al Gore Is Dead)

Forget baseball: Canseco needs to be leading the EPA.

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Legendary baseball player and philosopher Jose Canseco's lecture on global warming unfolded as any great speech does. First, he warmed up his audience:

Via Twitter: @!/josecanseco

Right, recycling! And reducing and reusing. Not sure exactly how the golf tournament fits in, but Jose just did us all a valuable service, so I think he's allowed to primp for a bit.

Though, wait. "I complete you of to practice." I... complete... you... of... to... practice. I'm lost.

UPDATE: He kept going. And he thinks Al Gore is dead.