Legendary baseball player and philosopher Jose Canseco’s lecture on global warming unfolded as any great speech does. First, he warmed up his audience:
Right, recycling! And reducing and reusing. Not sure exactly how the golf tournament fits in, but Jose just did us all a valuable service, so I think he’s allowed to primp for a bit.
Though, wait. “I complete you of to practice.” I… complete… you… of… to… practice. I’m lost.
UPDATE: He kept going. And he thinks Al Gore is dead.
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