This is weird, but: over the weekend, Shaq and Jose Canseco got in a fight on Twitter. Canseco called Shaq a pussy for reasons unclear, and then Shaq called Canseco a snitch. Now Canseco wants to set up an organized fight. And the whole brouhaha carried over into today.
It was better than Shaq's comeback, anyway.
Previously: Can Jose Canseco Time Travel?