Step 1: Wear a mask. Red works!
Step 2: Run naked and fast across a football field. This part kind of goes without saying.
Step 3: Begin evasive maneuvers.
Step 4: Risk great bodily harm by hurling yourself over fences. Also, hope the cops trip.
Step 5: Risk even greater bodily harm to climb a chain link fence with your manhood hanging free.
Step 6: Have a getaway car waiting, and have it arrive at the perfect time.
Step 7: PEACE.
This happened during Seminole High School's homecoming football game. Florida!