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    How To Streak At A Sporting Event And Get Away With It

    If you've ever wondered how to run pantsless and not get arrested or tackled by a large, angry man, this is how.

    Step 1: Wear a mask. Red works!

    Step 2: Run naked and fast across a football field. This part kind of goes without saying.

    Step 3: Begin evasive maneuvers.

    Step 4: Risk great bodily harm by hurling yourself over fences. Also, hope the cops trip.

    Step 5: Risk even greater bodily harm to climb a chain link fence with your manhood hanging free.

    Step 6: Have a getaway car waiting, and have it arrive at the perfect time.

    Step 7: PEACE.

    This happened during Seminole High School's homecoming football game. Florida!

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