1. Step 1: Wear a mask. Red works!
2. Step 2: Run naked and fast across a football field. This part kind of goes without saying.
3. Step 3: Begin evasive maneuvers.
4. Step 4: Risk great bodily harm by hurling yourself over fences. Also, hope the cops trip.
5. Step 5: Risk even greater bodily harm to climb a chain link fence with your manhood hanging free.
6. Step 6: Have a getaway car waiting, and have it arrive at the perfect time.
7. Step 7: PEACE.
This happened during Seminole High School’s homecoming football game. Florida!
9. Here’s the full video:
- Donald Trump has named H.R. McMaster as his new national security adviser, replacing Michael Flynn who resigned last week.
- Famine in South Sudan has left 100,000 people facing starvation and nearly 8 million in need of immediate assistance, UN agencies say.
- Milo Yiannopoulos's book has been canceled after he was accused of defending pedophilia.
- A girl's best friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it's the definition of friendship goals 😎