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    Haikus For The Most Glorious Facial Hair In Baseball

    Baseball is known for its quirky facial hair. And quirky facial hair deserves the quirkiest of poetic forms: haikus.


    John Axford, Relief Pitcher, Milwaukee Brewers

    Brian Wilson, Relief Pitcher, San Francisco Giants

    Jayson Werth, Outfielder, Washington Nationals

    David Ortiz, Designated Hitter, Boston Red Sox

    Clay Zavada, Relief Pitcher, Cincinnati Reds

    Manny Ramirez, Designated Hitter, Oakland Athletics

    Jim Leyland, Manager, Detroit Tigers