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Haikus For Gerald Green, Who Dunks Like A Baffling Air God

The NBA's current dunkmeister makes us wax poetic.

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Gerald Green, once an

NBA wash-out, now dunks

Like a winged rhino

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I mean, dude can fly.

His forehead easily clears

the rim. Both hands, too.

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Human mountain god

Dwight Howard couldn't even

Mess with Green's dunk swag.

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Too bad he spent years

Coasting weirdly through Europe

And the D-League ranks.

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Don't leave us again,

Gerald. You make Derrick Rose

Seem almost human.

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