There's a story going around the interwebs today that former Yankees provocateur Chuck Knoblauch hit on two women while riding the G train the other day.
The story is interesting if not wholly not unique — drunk star-gone-to-seed clumsily tries to spit game — but one detail about it really caught my eye:
WHY WAS CHUCK KNOBLAUCH WEARING CHEF'S PANTS?
Is he a chef now?
Where is Chuck Knoblauch's restaurant?
Is it in Greenpoint?
Is Chuck Knoblauch living a second-life as a foodie All-Star hipster chef?
Can he still not throw the ball from second to first?
If you have the answer to any and/or all of these questions, email me immediately.