Every NFL Fan's Reaction To Their Team's Draft Picks

Disbelief, fury, humiliation: it runs the gamut!

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3. Miami Dolphins — Dion Jordan, DE. "This guy's going to be the next Jason Taylor! He's going to be the next Lawrence Taylor! He's going to be the next James Taylor!"

4. Philadelphia Eagles — Lane Johnson, OT. "What did you say about Mike Vick? Oh, you didn't say anything about Mike Vick. Sorry, I refuse to acknowledge that we're drafting in the top 10."

6. Cleveland Browns — Barkevious Mingo, OLB. "HIS NAME IS BARKEVIOUS. OUR BLEACHERS ARE CALLED THE DAWG POUND. LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL. *Realizes he lives in Cleveland* Nevermind."

12. Oakland Raiders — D.J. Hayden, CB. "Oh, this guy's supposed to be... wait, he almost DIED in November? He tore his HEART? And now he's playing professional football? *faints*"

13. New York Jets — Sheldon Richardson, DT. "Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

14. Carolina Panthers — Star Lotulelei, DT. "Dude, you hear about this 14-year-old seven-footer who UNC's trying to sign? Apparently he likes Duke better, though."

17. Pittsburgh Steelers — Jarvis Jones, OLB. "JARVIS JONES IS A FOOTBALL NAME. THIS GUY'S GONNA BE A FOOTBALL PLAYER. JAMES HARRISON CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL."

23. Minnesota Vikings — Sharrif Floyd, DT. "SHERIFF'S IN TOWN, folks. Wait, we drafted a guy named Sharrif? Huh. I just meant that Sheriff Ron is back from vacation. Yeah, he said it was nice."

25. Minnesota Vikings — Xavier Rhodes, CB. "Imagine going to Florida State and then getting drafted to play in Minnesota. Do you think he even owns a jacket?"

26. Green Bay Packers — Datone Jones, DE. "No mere football player can be a Green Bay Packer. This man needs to earn it. Until then, I will refer to him exclusively as 'dumb rookie.'"