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Every NFL Fan's Reaction To Their Team's Draft Picks

Disbelief, fury, humiliation: it runs the gamut!

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4. Philadelphia Eagles — Lane Johnson, OT. "What did you say about Mike Vick? Oh, you didn't say anything about Mike Vick. Sorry, I refuse to acknowledge that we're drafting in the top 10."

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6. Cleveland Browns — Barkevious Mingo, OLB. "HIS NAME IS BARKEVIOUS. OUR BLEACHERS ARE CALLED THE DAWG POUND. LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL. *Realizes he lives in Cleveland* Nevermind."

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12. Oakland Raiders — D.J. Hayden, CB. "Oh, this guy's supposed to be... wait, he almost DIED in November? He tore his HEART? And now he's playing professional football? *faints*"

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13. New York Jets — Sheldon Richardson, DT. "Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

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23. Minnesota Vikings — Sharrif Floyd, DT. "SHERIFF'S IN TOWN, folks. Wait, we drafted a guy named Sharrif? Huh. I just meant that Sheriff Ron is back from vacation. Yeah, he said it was nice."

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26. Green Bay Packers — Datone Jones, DE. "No mere football player can be a Green Bay Packer. This man needs to earn it. Until then, I will refer to him exclusively as 'dumb rookie.'"

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