Cristiano Ronaldo Is Not Impressed

    McKayla Maroney isn't the only one who has a perfect second-place scowl.

    Earlier today, Andres Iniesta won the UEFA Player of the Season award over Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, who both tied for second.

    MCKAYLA HOW'D YOU GET THERE.

    As you can see, this isn't the first time Cristiano Ronaldo has been unimpressed. Here he is, thinking that there are a full five guys on that team Diego Maradona isn't running past right here.

    Muhammad Ali? More BOOHAMMAD ALI.

    Where's the yellow-card? What a crummy dive.

    Real men use no hands.

    LOL, Scott Norwood. Or however you say LOL in Portuguese.

    The flu? Cristiano once played a game legally dead. Top that, Mike.

    The Soviets were on their way out at this point, anyway.

    Way to go, Tennessee. That was your ONE CHANCE. You think Jake Locker's getting you to a Super Bowl?

    GOD, IT'S JUST A MELTED CHERRY OTTER POP, I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.

    Oh... oh dude. No.

    All images from "The 30 Most Iconic Sports Photographs Of All Time"

    H/T @SoccerByIves