Colin Kaepernick Looks Exactly Like Jazz Legend Sonny Rollins

Our greatest jazz quarterback.

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Breaking Super Bowl news arrives today via New York magazine's Eric Benson, who has alerted the world to the striking similarities between San Francisco 49ers quarterback/Big Cheese heir Colin Kaepernick and the younger version of jazz legend Sonny Rollins.

In the future, only elite quarterbacks will be allowed to grow giant white beards.