SWAG INDEED, JAVALE. They're so cute! At least we now know how JaVale will be spending the offseason. Via Michael Katz twitter.com BUT WAIT: The plot thickens. Did JaVale's platypuses poison him?!?! ARE THEY EVEN REAL? Dude. That's not cool. Check our sources? Our source was YOU. Are we really doing this right now. Really. ... For reference, this dude's Twitter background looks like this. Yes, that is his face.