1. SWAG INDEED, JAVALE.
They’re so cute! At least we now know how JaVale will be spending the offseason.
4. BUT WAIT: The plot thickens. Did JaVale’s platypuses poison him?!?!
5. ARE THEY EVEN REAL?
6. Dude. That’s not cool.
7. Check our sources? Our source was YOU.
8. Are we really doing this right now. Really.
10. For reference, this dude’s Twitter background looks like this. Yes, that is his face.
- Chris Brown has been arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after allegedly threatening a model at his home.
- BuzzFeed News exposes a secretive legal system that allows corporations to intimidate entire countries with one threat.
- Facebook has a fake news problem. Phony content is still everywhere despite the network's promise to block it 📰👀