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An NBA Seven-Footer Was Petrified By A Disney Ride

Robin Lopez wants to get off Splash Mountain right now, thank you very much.

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Via Grantland, here is a picture of Hornets center Robin Lopez looking absolutely horrified by the experience of going down Splash Mountain.

Robin Lopez is seven feet tall. He faces down the likes of Dwight Howard and Marcin Gortat's bald head on a daily basis. And yet, a Disney ride, Splash Mountain — which looks like this:

— has him looking like he just saw Stan Van Gundy under his bed in the middle of the night.

In reality, though, Robin Lopez hasn't been this scared since his turn as an extra in Nosferatu.

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