LeBron James will advertise for Dunkin' Donuts in China. Dunkin' Donuts sells pork donuts in China.
Therefore, Lebron James will sell pork donuts in China.
This isn't quite how it works, but the idea of LeBron James on Chinese TV, playing basketball with a huge pork donut, got us thinking. In an ideal world, what would be the perfect things for specific athletes to advertise overseas, free from the judgmental eye of the west.