The Atlanta Hawks survived to fight another day after Rajon Rondo inexplicably dribbled into a corner last night. But don’t be fooled: they will lose, as they have in the previous four playoffs, always in the first or second round.
In 2012, the Hawks define serviceably mediocre. Just like these other things.
4. Joe Johnson
Like the Hawks, Joe Johnson, the team’s centerpiece, plays a vanilla and forgettable brand of basketball that will never top the explosiveness and ability of a LeBron James or Kevin Durant despite being paid at the same level.
5. Three llamas
Like the Hawks. I mean, look.
8. Late night talk shows
Like the Hawks, late-night talk shows leave you wishing you had just gone to bed instead, even though they have their charms. Except Leno.
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