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10 Things The Atlanta Hawks Are Like

The Hawks are decent, limited, and mildly entertaining. Pretty much the epitome of mediocre. As such, they are very much like these other things.

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The Atlanta Hawks survived to fight another day after Rajon Rondo inexplicably dribbled into a corner last night. But don't be fooled: they will lose, as they have in the previous four playoffs, always in the first or second round.

In 2012, the Hawks define serviceably mediocre. Just like these other things.

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Joe Johnson

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Like the Hawks, Joe Johnson, the team's centerpiece, plays a vanilla and forgettable brand of basketball that will never top the explosiveness and ability of a LeBron James or Kevin Durant despite being paid at the same level.

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