I think I was seeing the first Hangover movie in the theater with some friends…it was a packed house and I was on the edge of our group, so I was sitting next to a guy who had evidently come alone. As soon as the lights go out he picks up his giant soda, and the next thing I know he pours and entire flask of liquor into his drink. Okay, fine. But then he started to get snuggly…first it was his hand on the armrest between us, then his shoulder leaning toward me….at one point he put his hand on my knee and I slapped it away. I couldn’t get out of there fast enough when it was over….thanks drunken creeper.
Response to How Did You Discover You Were Being Cheated On?:
My favorites…. Found out a boyfriend was cheating on my when he missed a lunch date in college, so I went by his dorm room to see what was up. I knock-opened his door to find another girl half clothed on top of him in his bed. He claimed she was “teaching him massage techniques.” I should have known…this is also the guy who faked amnesia to break up with me a year before. When I was in grad school there was a girl who I adored and thought I was dating — she just kept saying she didn’t want to get too serious until I figured up where I would be after graduating in a few months….then I see her “ex-girlfriend” has wished her a very heartfelt happy 1 year anniversary on Facebook. Ugh.
When I came to to my very Southern parents as in a relationship with another woman, one of my mom’s first responses was “oh, well, I knew this was coming…because you got that ‘thing’ in your nose…” referring to the nose stud I got a few months before. Also my grandma constantly telling my younger sister she needs to teach me how to “land a man”.
Response to What Song Did You Hear During Your First Kiss?:
Strawberry Wine by Deanna Carter