Nope. I only swab gently around the outer surface of my ears like a normal person.No. I don't use ear swabs. I just wait until the wax forms large chunks that fall out on their own when I tilt my head.Yep. There is no other way to use those things. NO. OTHER. WAY.Via imgur.com
No. And Ewww.No. That would clearly violate my employer's policies about sexual harassment.Yes. I'm probably going to get fired for talking about werebear sex at work.
No. I have self-respect.I have accidentally watched an episode or two because I couldn't find the remote.Dear Lord, I binge-watched the whole last season in a weekend.
No. I have no cats.No. I don't give advice to cats.No. My cats are all happily married.No, even though the love is clearly gone.Yes, even though I promised I wouldn't get involved in her drama.
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