back to top
Community

Have You Broken All Of My New Year's Resolutions Already?

It's okay. It's been like 10 days.

Posted on
  1. Have you used a Q-tip in the manner specifically forbidden by the warning on the package?

    funnyjunk.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Nope. I only swab gently around the outer surface of my ears like a normal person.
    Via thebrodskyblog.com
    Nope. I only swab gently around the outer surface of my ears like a normal person.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    No. I don't use ear swabs. I just wait until the wax forms large chunks that fall out on their own when I tilt my head.
    Via everydayhearing.com
    No. I don't use ear swabs. I just wait until the wax forms large chunks that fall out on their own when I tilt my head.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Yep. There is no other way to use those things. NO. OTHER. WAY.
    Via imgur.com
    Yep. There is no other way to use those things. NO. OTHER. WAY.
    Via imgur.com
  2. Have you tried to start a book club at work for werebear "romance" novels?

    Sicily Duval, amazon.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    No. And Ewww.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    No. That would clearly violate my employer's policies about sexual harassment.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Yes. I'm probably going to get fired for talking about werebear sex at work.
  3. Have you watched New Girl?

    Fox, epguides.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    No. I have self-respect.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I have accidentally watched an episode or two because I couldn't find the remote.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Dear Lord, I binge-watched the whole last season in a weekend.
  4. Did you advise your cat to get a divorce from her cat husband?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    No. I have no cats.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    No. I don't give advice to cats.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    No. My cats are all happily married.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    No, even though the love is clearly gone.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Yes, even though I promised I wouldn't get involved in her drama.

Top trending videos

Watch more BuzzFeed Video Caret right

Top trending videos

Watch more BuzzFeed Video Caret right
This post was created by a member of BuzzFeed Community, where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.