So, like, what the hell is going on?? We have QUESTIONS.
1.What's up with the tiaras, Kris, Khloé, and Kourtney?
2.Is Kim contemplating having another baby after all the trouble she had with her other pregnancies?
3.WTF inspired Khloé, Kylie, and Kendall to dress up like this?
4.What went down behind the scenes at Kanye's fashion show at Madison Square Garden?
5.What happened when Lamar saw Caitlyn for the first time after her transition?
6.And what kind of presence is Lamar, who is recovering after awakening from a coma, going to have on the show now??
7.What finally made Kanye smile and laugh so hard?
(Seriously, what kind of dark magic was going down?? HE NEVER SMILES.)
8.Are Kourtney and Scott going to get back together?
9.Is everyone still cool with the whole, Tyga-dating-Kylie thing?
10.What kind of trouble do Tyga and Scott get into when they hang out together?
11.Has Kourtney and the rest of the Kardashian sisters finally had enough of Kylie's beloved T?
12.And whose side does Kylie take in all of this?
13.Is Kourtney the official Kween of sipping tea...
...or spilling it?
14.HOW is the rest of the family going to deal with Rob's super public relationship with Kylie's boyfriend's ex-fiancé and mother to his child, Blac Chyna?
15.Did Rob SERIOUSLY think there wasn't going to be any awkwardness or fighting between Blac Chyna and his sisters?
16.And what the FUCK is going through Kylie's mind while all of this is going down?
17.How did Rob's sisters find out about his engagement?
18.And how does everyone finally get past it?
(Because, seriously, they do NOT look thrilled.)
19.And, most importantly, is Kris Jenner going to be full of sick burns like this all season long?
Yeah. It's...a lot.
Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Season 12 premieres tonight on E!
