Men, Stephen King Has A Really Important Message For You

    Listen up!

    Dear Men: Stephen King has a very important message for you that will undoubtedly change your life forever.

    And after reading this message, you'll never be the same.

    Seriously: Brace yourselves for a mind-splosion of knowledge, information, and wisdom.

    Without further ado, here it is:

    Worth remembering: Just having a penis does not allow you to be a dick.

    AMEN! Thank you, Mr. King. Thank you very much.