17 Snowmen Who Have Absolutely No Chill

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    by
    Krystie Lee Yandoli
    by Krystie Lee Yandoli

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    Keely Flaherty
    by Keely Flaherty

    BuzzFeed Staff

    2. "Did you know the sun sets at 4:30 p.m. now?"

    3. "FOUR. FUCKING. THIRTY."

    4. "Why are people so proud of the fact that they can see their breath?"

    5. "Like, yeah, BECAUSE IT'S 3 DAMN DEGREES OUT BUT AT LEAST WE CAN SEE OUR OWN BREATH COOL."

    6. "It's not even February and my New Year's resolutions are shot to shit."

    7. "Do you have any idea how much snow is lying in wait?"

    8. "It's up there, right now, WAITING."

    9. "What's even the point of winter once the holidays are over? What is even the point?"

    10. "Not even alcohol can keep the cold out."

    11. "Absolutely nothing can keep the cold out."

    12. "We all look like amorphous blobs in our sweaters and our coats and our hats and our blankets."

    13. "No one's getting laid, absolutely no one."

    14. "BY GOD, WE MUST DO SOMETHING."

    15. "WE MUST FIND A WAY TO BANISH THIS GODFORSAKEN SEASON."

    16. "THERE ARE NO RULES, MAN. NO RULES."

    17. "ANARCHY REIGNS SUPREME."