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Here's How To Survive Adulthood, According To Judah Friedlander

The stand-up comedian and author stopped by BuzzFeed and gave us important life advice about how to be adults.

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"You just kick 'em off a cliff."

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"Next time they actually show up and they come late, which they probably will, you just kick 'em off a cliff, and then you don't have to worry about them being late or not showing up ever again."

"Definitely don't use a payphone."

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"I did that once maybe 20 years ago, and it was a mistake. I asked someone out on a payphone on a subway platform. I was trying to ask her out, trains are going by, and I kept hearing, 'Please add another 25 cents or you will be disconnected.' I never even got around to it."

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