Professors, What's A Secret You Don't Want Your Students To Know

Time to open up that unofficial official professor handbook.

Love 'em or hate 'em, professors often get a lot of flack for simply doing their jobs.

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Slow clap for those inspirational monologues about the power of knowledge though.

Ever wonder how they actually feel about their jobs?

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If they organize covert campus parties with other professors to blow off steam?

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...and does Beyoncé show up unannounced?

Or how they cope with grading all those papers and assignments?

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#banassignmentsforever

Is there really such a thing as email etiquette?

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Is emailing for an extension on a paper due in two hours cool or nah?

On a scale of one to infinity, how annoying is it when no one does the reading?

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Overall, how do professors truly feel about their students?

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Seriously, professors – we want to know! What's the one secret all professors keep? Is there something you've always wanted students to know about your job? Tell us what you wish your students actually knew about being a professor in the comments below and you could be featured in a future BuzzFeed Community post!