Lame Train Lyrics

I have a lot of friends that are into Train. Is it just me, or do half of them just not make any sense what so ever. I offer you exhibit A, and B, and well… there are quite a few. (title image:

1. Drops of Jupiter: There is so much in this song that makes no sense. What does this mean? How do you listen like spring? Or talk like June, for that matter. I can’t even figure out what this might be a metaphor about.

2. Also From Drops of Jupiter; this line…

3. And my last example from Drops of Juptier… much like the similar line above… this metaphor is lost on me completely.

4. Meet Virginia: Just in general the whole song. It makes no sense. From what I can tell, Virginia is literally the antithesis of herself.

5. Calling All Angels

This song has 2 uber lame lyrics I’d like to point out. No one thought they were cool enough to make a graphic about. They are too lame for me to waste time on making one myself so I give them to you verbatim:
1. “‘Cause I feel us drowning in a sea spilled from a cup”… why a cup, why not just a sea? Is it a tiny sea? If so, is it such a big deal?
2. “When Children have to play inside so they don’t disappear.”

6. Soul Sister: I’m not sure what this means, but it sounds really painful.

7. Soul Sister: “You’re so gangster, I’m so thug”… these lyrics are so lame no made a graphic for it yet. But this one seemed fitting.

8. Drive By: I don’t even know where to begin on this song… so I have just chosen the absolute worst line in the song… Fyi, the line after this is “Hefty bag to hold on to.” That should give you some idea of what we are up against.

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