Hello and welcome to the TS6 era. In case you've been living under a rock, our queen and savior Taylor Swift has been causing social media hysteria for the past five days.
Let's recap, shall we? Friday, she had a complete and total social media blackout. Yesterday, she surprise-dropped a 10-second muted video of some sort of reptile creature. And today, around 11 a.m. ET once again, she released another cryptic slithering video.
No one knows what the hell is going on, but we all had a lot damn thoughts about it. Here are a few tweets that'll have you saying "yes, same, me" etc.
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Taylor: Maybe I should just announce the new single title & the date for my fans- Also Taylor: NO. Post another mu… https://t.co/UNekn1dt0O
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2016 Taylor Swift: Id very much like to be excluded from this narrative 2017 Taylor Swift: HISS HISS BITCH
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Taylor swift is really out here writing a song about A SNAKE. Not to be dramatic, but my favorite animal is no longer a dog, it's a snake
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@taylorswift13 queen of snakes! Salazar slytherin is shaking🐍🐍🐍
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@taylorswift13
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@taylorswift13 Y’all she’s coming
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Is TS6 coming or is @taylorswift13 slowly and gently breaking the news that she's made alien contact??
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Taylor Swift Doesn't Care About My Education Because She Keeps Posting Cryptic Videos While I'm In Class: An Autobiography
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me on the phone with the police because taylor swift keeps giving me heart attacks
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I'm a ⚪️ Man 🔘 Woman and I'm into ⚪️ Men ⚪️ Women 🔘 Snakes #TaylorIsComing #TS6IsCOMING
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What if these Taylor Swift posts are really just her leading up to announcing that she is a lizard person?
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I'M READY FOR MY TAYNAERYS COSTUME BISHES #TS6IsComing
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Me after these 2 video teasers @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 #TS6IsComing
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#TS6IsComing IF IT'S REALLY A SNAKE WATCH ME SHOOK QUEEN OF MAKING MONEY & ART OUT OF HATERS
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Me: *just woke up chilling in bed* Taylor: *posts a 20 second long mute video teaser of a snake* Me: #TS6IsComing
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i'm: ⚪️ male ⚪️ female 🔘 refreshing twitter because #ts6iscoming and I don't wanna miss a thing.
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The entire fandom trying to figure out what the cryptic snake videos really mean. #TS6IsComing
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I’m just gonna snake snake snake snake snake #TS6IsComing
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Building a 💽 out of all the 🐍 you threw at her. 🙌✨ https://t.co/HQkBbGGLzO
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TAYLOR SWIFT IS FUCKING COMING SO YALL BETTER SAVE MONEY FOR THE SONGS THE ALBUMS THE TOUR LITERALLY EVERYTHING TS6 IS COMING TO END US ALL.
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haters: omg ew she's such a snake 🐍🐍 taylor: that's right bitches hissity hiss 🐍🐍🐍 #TS6IsComing
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Swifties be like #TS6 #TS6IsComing 🐍
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Me trying to analyze this snake video #TS6IsComing
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I've never been more excited about something I don't understand #TS6IsComing https://t.co/S4ylewrfvN
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Hospitals are being reported fully occupied after Taylor Swift posted a 20 seconds video on her social media. I'm h… https://t.co/86MiJnI8r9
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Ok so I hate snakes but if I have to wear one to the next @taylorswift13 tour to get selected for a meet and greet I genuinely will.
In conclusion, this is me for the foreseeable future:
