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Definitive Proof That No One Throws A Party Like Taylor Swift

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It couldn't be July 4th without Taylor Swift throwing an epic America-themed party at her Rhode Island mansion. Like, the rules of time and space state that she must throw a party or the 4th of July just doesn't happen.

Luckily, Taylor and her Swan Squad delivered.

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And they had the most patriotic party on the East Coast. Because Taylor — Party Queen — Swift knows how to throw one Instagramworthy celebration.

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They drank Stella on plush couches:

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And watched flawless fireworks arm in arm:

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They held tiny, picture-perfect American flags:

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Had a pool full of the hottest new animal-themed floats:

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And there was a red, white, and blue Slip 'N Slide, obviously:

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They swirled around sparklers:

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Rocked some American AF onesies:

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And got down with some pool:

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Since Taylor is a baking goddess, they kicked off their mornings by baking a chic feast in the kitchen:

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And snacked on some classy cheese and crackers:

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They obviously used only appropriate red-white-and-blue towels:

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And exclusively ate obligatory firecracker popsicles:

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Naturally, because this was July 4th, they baked Ina Garten's famous flag cake:

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A cake so flawless we could only attempt to make this in our dreams:

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But the most important part of a party is the guests. So clearly the cast of "Bad Blood" was invited, as well as 1989 World Tour BFFs, the Haim sisters:

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Obviously, they invited their baes:

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And truly proved that Rhode Island is for lovers:

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Even Joe Jonas was like, "Yes, I am blessed enough to be dating this 4th of July babe."

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Basically, it was PARTY PERFECTION:

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Nick Jonas followed the ~suns out guns out~ law of life:

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Este Haim showed off her American pride:

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And Ed Sheeran stopped by to make a flawless British joke:

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So here's to you, Taylor, our fearless unofficial party queen of 2015. May your pool swans flow freely and your Instagrams be a plenty!

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