1. When the only color you want to see in your wardrobe is black:
i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker color
2. When the answer is always pizza:
Will I ever turn down pizza
3. When your strategy for dealing with problems is acting like they don't exist:
Me dealing with my responsibilities
4. When you're being realistic about holidays:
my costume this year
5. When you're facing the true pains of life:
Pretty much
6. When you leave your camera on selfie-mode:
when you accidentally open up front camera
7. When you experience the highs and lows of seeing your favorite band live:
when i go to a concert: during: THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE after: i'll never be happy again
8. When you'd rather watch Netflix than go to a holiday party:
My favorite winter activity is staying inside in my pyjamas and being antisocial.
9. When food > bae:
me + you + chicken nuggets - you = relationship goal
10. When you're still not sure how to adult:
Me trying to put my life together
11. When people have a wifi password and don't automatically tell you what it is like they're SUPPOSED TO:
how do you politely ask for the wifi password
12. When people forget the whole "I hate you never talk to me again" thing:
When someone you hate texts you
13. When you keep your loved ones safe:
Just hold on we’re going home
14. When your weekend hobby starts with 'Net' and ends with 'flix':
Person: Have you seen that episode where... Me: I have seen every episode, go on
15. When the truest love you've ever had is the Internet:
my laptop is warmer than my heart
16. When "pantless on the couch" is your favorite activity:
my favorite outdoor activity is going back inside
17. When your phone tries to make you an extrovert and you're like #No:
Hate when I don't get the option to decline a phone call
18. When bae tries to interrupt your Friday night plans:
tbh
19. When you're so done with the thigh debate:
if beyonce’s thighs can touch then so can mine
20. When the funds are low but you really need a new dress:
me when I shop online
21. When your friends ask you what you're getting into Friday night:
getting so turnt up