3.When Liam smashed a bunch of balls full of inhibition.
4.When Zayn was just chillin' with some sumo wrestlers.
5.When Niall did this......
6.When Louis and Danny got down with a monkey in sunglasses.
7.When Zayn chucks some paint on a sumo wrestler.
8.When Liam dances on top of a giant birdcage with a marching band.
9.WHEN ALL OF THIS HAPPENED.
10.When Harry walked into this magical room with umbrella-holding ballerinas.
11.When Zayn played bouncy ball on some sumo wrestlers.
12.When some dude danced in a welding helmet.
13.When this lion was just chillin' in the desert.
14.When Wet Direction happened.
15.Harry's coat.
In conclusion, it's spectacular, perfect, wonderful, unique, life-changing and the best One Direction video that has ever existed. Watch "Steal My Girl" in all its glory, below.