1. He bows down to the Queen.
2. He recognizes life's greatest treasure.
3. He understands your early morning struggles.
4. He has a strong, deep love for avocados (as everyone should).
5. He understands the true unfortunate struggles of dealing with a snorer.
6. He knows what a ~fun night in~ looks like.
7. He knows that sleep > everything.
8. He's hip with the times.
9. He knows the value of a good ham (and Shaq).
10. He's knows the best way to spend his time.
11. He's pretty stellar at making puns.
12. He knows the only reason to attend parties.
13. He has his priorities in order.
14. He's willing to take a risk.
15. He appreciates a good Tumblr burn.
16. He shares cute fuzzy animal pics.
17. He's anti selfie-stick (like any respectable person should be).
Keep doin' you, Jamie.