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Literally Just 27 Hilarious Tweets About Corinne On Last Night's "Bachelor"

"Corinne please DM me whatever spa you know that serves tacos."

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1. This valid question:

Do you think Corinne's parents give her the Sims on the computer and say she's running her own company? #TheBachelor

2. This truly inspirational poster:

"You miss 100% of the naps you never take"- Corinne, probably. #TheBachelor @minakimes @billbarnwell @julietlitman

3. This excellent theory:

Corinne is definitely just two toddlers stacked in a coat. 1 - takes naps, 2 - says "poopie", 3 - likes "cheese pasta". #TheBachelor

4. This yearbook page that you want to believe is real:

If this doesn't explain the type of crazy Corinne is, I don't know what will #TheBachelor

5. When she was peak relatable:

Say what you will about Corinne, but the woman is housing tater tots and downing champagne, and I'm into it. #TheBachelor @BachelorABC

6. This iconic truth:

When Kristina gets the rose Corinne: #TheBachelor

7. When we were all trying to connect the dots:

Michael Jordan took naps, Abraham Lincoln took naps, but I get in trouble for taking a nap #Corinne #TheBachelor

8. This interesting discovery:

I just checked Corinne's symptoms on webmd, and apparently she has Hay Fever. #TheBachelor

9. Everything about this statement:

"I'm not privileged, in any way shape or form" - Corinne, 24 y/o with a nanny #TheBachelor

10. This incredible finding:

Our first look at #TheBachelor Corinne's multi-million dollar company:

11. This valid question:

Corinne please DM me whatever spa you know that serves tacos #TheBachelor

12. This classic conversation:

Raven: "I know what her vagina looks like." Corinne: "But was her vageen platinum?" #TheBachelor

13. When her priorities were on point:

Corinne is ready to confront Taylor as soon as she finishes inhaling all the Pizza rolls #priorities #thebachelor

14. This A+ dream:

"I just want to be in a spa being fed a taco" -your dreams are valid, Corinne #TheBachelor

15. When Josephine made Raquel proud:

"Chew your food," Josephine cautions Corinne. "Thank GOD someone reminded her!" shouts Raquel the Nanny at home. #TheBachelor

16. This argument:

I'd like to disagree with Corinne. She HAS been fighting for a pickle. #TheBachelor

17. This truth:

10/10, would attend a TEDTalk given by Corinne about Napping. #TheBachelor

18. This genius date plan:

Multi-million dollar date idea: Have Corinne run her "business" while the girls try to figure out how to slice her cucumbers. #TheBachelor

19. This suggestion:

Taylor should charge Corinne $250 when this session is over #TheBachelor

20. This tragic letdown:

Really upset that they didn't hard cut to adult Corinne being bottlefed by Raquel after Nicks baby cow scene #wyatr #thebachelor @ArdenMyrin

21. This campaign that we can all get behind:

Corinne needs to make it to home town dates just so we can meet her nanny #thebachelor

22. When Corinne was all of us:

Corinne: "I'm gonna rip her a new one I'm so pissed" *grabs a chicken nugget* #thebachelor #same

23. This questionable moment:

Corinne: "I'm starting to get the vibe that girls have an issue with me." America: "Really? What was your first clue?" #TheBachelor

24. This reality:

"Vanessa gave me a very touching gift from her students. Corinne told me she's like an ear of corn. I'm very conflicted"-Nick #TheBachelor

25. This statement that'll make you go HMMM:

"Are you here for the right reasons?" - Kristina "Uh, duh. Who doesn't want to be on the cover of @people" - Corinne #TheBachelor

26. This glorious perfect look into the future:

Corinne and Chad on Bachelor In Paradise. Think about it. #TheBachelor

27. And this sneak peek of next week's episode:

Corinne: "If I did something wrong, please come and talk to me." All of the girls: #TheBachelor

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