17 Times David Beckham Proved He Really Was The Sexiest Damn Man Alive

    There is no one else.

    David Beckham has officially been crowned the 2015 Sexiest Man Alive.

    Here are a few of his finest moments to remind you just why he truly deserves this honor.

    1. When he showed off his washboard abs that were chiseled out of marble and made us all collectively collapse.

    2. And then he stood there sweaty and shirtless once again and we all started sobbing.

    3. When he gracefully turned his head and you felt time slowly come to a standstill.

    4. When he seductively glanced up at you while slowly caressing his bottom lip and you LEGITIMATELY FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE.

    5. When he came out of the pool dripping wet in boxer briefs and you were certain he was trying to kill us all.

    6. WHEN HE DID ALL OF THIS.

    7. AND WHEN HE CLINCHED HIS BUTT CHEEKS WHILE PULLING OUT A WEDGIE AND IT WAS ALL OVER.

    8. When he proved he was the sexiest damn runner of all time.

    9. Like, there's zero competition.

    10. When he looked deep into your eyes and praised you like the beautiful queen that you are.

    11. When he casually went gliding on a zip-line and you never wanted to zip-line more in your life.

    12. When he delightfully read the morning paper while you drooled into your coffee mug.

    13. When he adorably laughed so hard that you spontaneously started to weep.

    14. When his insanely incredible smile was so beautiful it almost blinded you.

    15. When he sweetly played sock puppets with children while working with UNICEF.

    16. When he coyly stood against the wall.

    17. And when he slowly and seductively removed his shirt like every dream you've ever had.

    We are truly blessed.

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