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13 Times Blake Lively Proved She's A Hashtag Genius

Or, why she's the greatest person on Instagram.

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1. When she made you wonder who the hell the shoe wizard is.

Hashtags: #AskTheShoeWizardHowManyYearsIBeggedForThisDayToCome


Questions that I have: What is a shoe wizard? Is it a guy or a girl? How in fact would one talk to said wizard? What size ARE the evil stepsisters feet???

2. When she made you immediately want to go eat a sandwich.

Hashtags: #PayNoAttentionToTheGarlicAioliPestoHeavenChickenSandwichInTheFrontRightCorner #PunkyBrewsterHasNothingOnMyShoeGame

Questions I have:
Did Punky Brewster say she has better shoes than you? A garlic aioli pesto chicken sandwich actually DOES sound like heaven, but I only see a few inches of bread here so I kinda feel let down?

3. When she had equal resentment toward excessive use of tongue.

Hashtags: #CouldveDoneWithALittleLessTongue

Questions I have: Who would you say is generally a better kisser: Ryan Reynolds or a giraffe?

4. When she was ready to be recruited as the newest member of Cirque Du Soleil.

Hashtags: #BestJobEver

#CanCirqueDuSoleilPleaseSeeThisAndInviteMeToJoinPLEASE #YesIKnowTheyreMimes

Questions I have: What exactly would your Cirque Du Soleil talent be? Are there mimes in Cirque Du Soleil??


5. When she proved she was well on her way to becoming the next Food Network Star.

Hashtags: #PleaseDontShowLeCordonBleu #WhoPutsTrufflesOnTheirNipplesDearGodCantReportersTakeAJoke #ThatWasTheLongestHashtagEver

Questions that I have: ?????????

6. When she made you borderline obsessed with her and Ryan's relationship.

Hashtags: #RyanReynoldsRocksMySocks


Questions I have: At what point did you make the connection between Reynolds and Reynolds? Do you think they in fact used the same bear?

7. When she made you realize you're not the only adult that still plays with their food.

Hashtags: #AdmittingItIsHalfTheBattle #WhenACTUALLYisTOOOldToPlayWithFood

Questions I have: Is that dark chocolate or milk chocolate?

8. When she revealed that James Bond is actually a bronde.

Hashtags: #YesThatsRiceInMyHair #BlondevsBronde #BrondeJamesBronde

Questions I have:
What does James Bond have to do with this? Do you think you're more partial to being a blonde or a bronde??


9. When she wanted eyebrows on fleek just as much as we did.

Hashtags: #IWISHmyBrowsLookedThatGood

Questions I have: Are you truthfully part cartoon????

10. When she too prayed at the altar of queen Helen Mirren.

Hashtags: #WhereAreThoseEyesWanderingReynolds #HelenMirrenIStheSexiestWomanAlive

Questions that I have: It kind of seems like his eyes are closed here???

11. When she made you question why you haven't stood in a pool of crushed tomatoes yet.

Hashtags: #YesDummyHasHerPhoneInHerPocket

Questions I have: Is that a pool of crushed tomatoes? What exactly is happening in this picture??

12. What she made you wonder what the hell a "bronde" is.

Hashtags: #HowManyPeopleDoesItTakeToMakeABrondeLookLikeShesKayaking

Questions I have: How do I know if I am a bronde? Why can't brondes kayak?


13. When she made you truly question the act of time travel.

Hashtags: #ThanksFluxCapacitorForRemindingMeHowGratefulIAmThatThe90sAreOver

Questions I have: Where did you time travel to? Why do you have dark brown hair in the '90s?