1. You lose all your chill when buying the new album:
2. There's no greater activity than listening to 1989:
3. The best way to celebrate #Swiftober is to bake, bake, bake, bake, bake:
4. You can't think of the 80s without thinking of Taylor:
@taylornation13 imagine if #TS1989 was exit in 1989
5. She should win a Grammy for every single lyric:
6. It causes you to lose all hope of making rational decisions:
when you have to decide between buying groceries or the new @taylorswift13 cd... #toughdecision #helpmeimpoor #TS1989
7. It's literally record-breaking:
8. Every single thing in life is a reference to a 1989 song:
9. It's the best way to show your love:
Buying #TS1989 is how you get the girl @taylorswift13 @taylornation13
10. Taylor having a Tumblr during release week has ruined you:
11. You've got the perfect shade for your long list of ex-lovers:
12. Shopping at Target during release week is almost better than Christmas:
13. It was so overwhelming you are now #dead:
tonight is the night @taylorswift13 made millions of Swifties die dead RIP why you say 1989
14. It gave you some cool new hobbies:
so right now my hobbies include dancing to 1989 and asking people to get 1989 💃 💃 💃 #taylurking #ts1989
15. The slaying is just too real:
WHEN TAYLOR IS TAYLOR'S COMPETITION ....WHAAAT EVEN HOWWW EVEN🙌👏😃🎉 #TS1989 @taylorswift13
16. The excitement makes you get a little ahead of yourself:
17. It infiltrates every part of your life:
18. It's gonna smash all the records:
19. You can't stop talking about it on *every* form of social media:
20. It's like getting a calling from a higher spirit:
21. Its even turned your cats into mega fans:
22. You've become severely attached to your polaroids:
23. Its probably caused you to go a little overboard:
24. And given you a lot of existential questions:
25. But mostly, it has made you praise the queen more than ever before:
