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Aziz Ansari Tried Hitting On Blake Lively Over Texts — It Didn't Really Work Out

Let this be a lesson: if someone isn't texting you back, move on.

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After meeting her at an event and briefly chatting about a new restaurant called "Animals," they ended up exchanging numbers, he claims he sent Blake the following text:


By fate, he ran into Blake that night, but she left to fly to North Carolina for a movie. So, being the brilliant man he is, he decided to text her again the next day, because why not??


No response.


Maybe she doesn't like delicious food??

If those texts made you want to scream out "STOP, AZIZ. SAVE YOURSELF" and cringe in pain, then this last text he sent will crush your soul:

"The last message I sent her was on Dec. 17, 2011, and I just write: 'Happy holidays!' and then there's no response."

The whole thing is make-you-want-to-smash-your-phone awkward, but let's be honest: YOU HAVE BEEN THERE. We've all been there.

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Shout out to Aziz for fighting the good fight. You'll get 'em next time, champ.

Listen to the entire hilarious interview, below.


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