35 Life-Changing Things Anna Kendrick Tweeted In 2014
Or, why Anna Kendrick is the greatest human on Twitter and also in the world.
1. When she had a better idea for Cinderella's story:
#IntoTheWoods inspiration 👊
Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow
#IntoTheWoods inspiration
12:06 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
2. When she had jokes about jokes:
I'm so humble it's crazy. I'm like the Kanye West of humility.
I'm so humble it's crazy. I'm like the Kanye West of humility.
2:15 PM - 04 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
3. When she boasted about a much more important "gap":
So over this "thigh gap" thing. Not to brag, but I'm knock knee'd so I have "ankle gap" #Meoooow
So over this "thigh gap" thing. Not to brag, but I'm knock knee'd so I have "ankle gap" #Meoooow
3:17 PM - 25 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
4. When she brought up some important questions:
Is there a filter on Instagram that fixes Bitchy Resting Face? Asking for a friend.
Is there a filter on Instagram that fixes Bitchy Resting Face? Asking for a friend.
1:16 PM - 25 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
5. When she made some awkward comparisons:
The "50 Shades of Grey" dude looks just like "Love Actually" kid. I feel less *turned on* and more like....I should call child services...
The "50 Shades of Grey" dude looks just like "Love Actually" kid. I feel less *turned on* and more like....I should call child services...
2:21 PM - 17 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
6. When she asked what we were all thinking:
If the frosting has cream cheese it counts as breakfast, right?
If the frosting has cream cheese it counts as breakfast, right?
10:37 AM - 21 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
7. When she understood your daily life problems:
Sometimes I think "I need to think before I speak" and then other times I think "I shouldn't leave the house or interact with people ever."
Sometimes I think "I need to think before I speak" and then other times I think "I shouldn't leave the house or interact with people ever."
3:51 PM - 04 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
8. When she dreamt up the ~perfect~ trainer:
How much do you think it would cost to have Tim Gunn be my personal trainer who's all "oh honey, just give up and get fat already"
How much do you think it would cost to have Tim Gunn be my personal trainer who's all "oh honey, just give up and get fat already"
12:36 PM - 22 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
9. When she chose the ultimate magical guardian:
My Patronus is a corgi.
My Patronus is a corgi.
7:25 PM - 26 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
10. This gem:
Chris Pine showers more than me and he's super smug about it
Chris Pine showers more than me and he's super smug about it
11:48 AM - 22 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
11. When she spoke the cold hard truth:
Being told "I know you can do this" weirdly makes me not want to try… "You CAN'T do this" has same effect. Ok, yeah, I might just be lazy.
Being told "I know you can do this" weirdly makes me not want to try… "You CAN'T do this" has same effect. Ok, yeah, I might just be lazy.
4:31 PM - 09 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
12. When she kept it really real:
Cooking for one sucks because no matter how I portion it I seem to end up wasting food. Also loneliness.
Cooking for one sucks because no matter how I portion it I seem to end up wasting food. Also loneliness.
5:25 PM - 16 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
13. When she understood your idea of "exercise":
I'm basically that Kacy chick from American Ninja Warrior - me, every time I take the stairs.
I'm basically that Kacy chick from American Ninja Warrior - me, every time I take the stairs.
3:28 PM - 10 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
14. When she made us realize we weren't the only ones who didn't know how to adult:
I don't think I can call myself an adult until I figure out how to use bleach in the laundry.
I don't think I can call myself an adult until I figure out how to use bleach in the laundry.
4:10 PM - 15 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
15. When she had a lot of questions for Brookstone:
"Okay"
16. When she made you realize that crazy is probably better:
Being well adjusted is probably fucking overrated.
Being well adjusted is probably fucking overrated.
6:16 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
17. When she understood your winter struggles:
Good news from the set of Pitch Perfect. Beca still mostly wears long pants and boots, so I basically never have to shave my legs. Or feet.
Good news from the set of Pitch Perfect. Beca still mostly wears long pants and boots, so I basically never have to shave my legs. Or feet.
4:39 PM - 16 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
18. When she somehow knew your minute-by-minute weekend plans:
Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say “Netflix and avoiding responsibilities"
Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say “Netflix and avoiding responsibilities"
6:23 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
19. When you were like, "Yep, same, always happens. That damn Charlize":
Oh Charlize, always borrowing my clothes and being hot and tall and blonde in them. Classic Theron.
Oh Charlize, always borrowing my clothes and being hot and tall and blonde in them. Classic Theron.
3:13 PM - 23 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
20. When she understood your hatred for basically everyone:
"You're the only person in the world I don't hate right now" is as close as I get to saying "I love you"
"You're the only person in the world I don't hate right now" is as close as I get to saying "I love you"
3:57 PM - 16 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
21. When she knew your very real thoughts about being an adult:
I like to think of myself less like "an adult" and more like a "former fetus."
I like to think of myself less like "an adult" and more like a "former fetus."
1:18 PM - 24 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
22. When you were like, #SAME:
Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.
Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.
3:13 PM - 21 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
23. When she did this perfect thing:
24. When she said exactly what every Anthropologie lover has ever thought:
"Yes, but maybe if I HAD these tiny whimsical bowls I WOULD throw dinner parties..." - every girl in Anthropologie ever
"Yes, but maybe if I HAD these tiny whimsical bowls I WOULD throw dinner parties..." - every girl in Anthropologie ever
2:23 PM - 16 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
25. When she felt the same way you did about your eulogy:
If I die unexpectedly can everyone just do the right thing and pretend I was a way better person than I am?
If I die unexpectedly can everyone just do the right thing and pretend I was a way better person than I am?
3:15 PM - 01 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
26. When she knew what they really put in that Abercrombie cologne:
The scent wafting out of Abercrombie stores is a fucking day ruiner. How did they manage to bottle the smell of high school and rejection?
The scent wafting out of Abercrombie stores is a fucking day ruiner. How did they manage to bottle the smell of high school and rejection?
2:42 PM - 15 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
27. When you would've waited 3 hours in line for tickets just to see Olaf Anna on Broadway:
When and where are auditions for Broadway version of FROZEN? (am only interest in the role Olaf)
When and where are auditions for Broadway version of FROZEN? (am only interest in the role Olaf)
9:11 PM - 01 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
28. THIS. ALL OF THIS.
It still blows my mind that I'm at an age where if I got pregnant people would be happy for me. #Yikes #Babies
It still blows my mind that I'm at an age where if I got pregnant people would be happy for me. #Yikes #Babies
3:33 PM - 24 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
29. When she made you question your country's morals:
So, there's NO existing service that rents puppies to people with hangovers? America, you have failed me.
So, there's NO existing service that rents puppies to people with hangovers? America, you have failed me.
2:23 PM - 03 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
30. When she threw well-deserved Insta shade:
I scroll past your Instagram videos.
I scroll past your Instagram videos.
2:06 PM - 18 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
31. When she described your Saturday morning perfectly:
I don't think I completely washed out my conditioner this morning so I'm gonna throw on some sweats call this day a win.
I don't think I completely washed out my conditioner this morning so I'm gonna throw on some sweats call this day a win.
5:14 PM - 16 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
32. When she fangirled over Beyoncé and it was beautiful:
Fangirl of the year http://t.co/7JunXn7RnA
Fangirl of the year http://t.co/7JunXn7RnA
1:43 PM - 27 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
33. When she dropped some very real truth bombs:
Can we drop the pretense of "President's Day" and just call it "I needed a long weekend because Valentine's Day is garbage"
Can we drop the pretense of "President's Day" and just call it "I needed a long weekend because Valentine's Day is garbage"
3:26 PM - 17 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
34. When light was your own worst enemy:
You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.
You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.
2:27 PM - 27 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
35. When she had some very important questions:
I don't get why girls paint the "Chanel" symbol on their nails... I could tattoo it on my ass but it don't mean I'm fancy.
I don't get why girls paint the "Chanel" symbol on their nails... I could tattoo it on my ass but it don't mean I'm fancy.
7:32 PM - 10 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
