35 Life-Changing Things Anna Kendrick Tweeted In 2014
Or, why Anna Kendrick is the greatest human on Twitter and also in the world.
1. When she had a better idea for Cinderella's story:
#IntoTheWoods inspiration 👊
Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow
#IntoTheWoods inspiration
12:06 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
2. When she had jokes about jokes:
I'm so humble it's crazy. I'm like the Kanye West of humility.
Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow
I'm so humble it's crazy. I'm like the Kanye West of humility.
2:15 PM - 04 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
3. When she boasted about a much more important "gap":
So over this "thigh gap" thing. Not to brag, but I'm knock knee'd so I have "ankle gap" #Meoooow
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So over this "thigh gap" thing. Not to brag, but I'm knock knee'd so I have "ankle gap" #Meoooow
3:17 PM - 25 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
4. When she brought up some important questions:
Is there a filter on Instagram that fixes Bitchy Resting Face? Asking for a friend.
Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow
Is there a filter on Instagram that fixes Bitchy Resting Face? Asking for a friend.
1:16 PM - 25 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
5. When she made some awkward comparisons:
The "50 Shades of Grey" dude looks just like "Love Actually" kid. I feel less *turned on* and more like....I should call child services...
Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow
The "50 Shades of Grey" dude looks just like "Love Actually" kid. I feel less *turned on* and more like....I should call child services...
2:21 PM - 17 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
6. When she asked what we were all thinking:
If the frosting has cream cheese it counts as breakfast, right?
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If the frosting has cream cheese it counts as breakfast, right?
10:37 AM - 21 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
7. When she understood your daily life problems:
Sometimes I think "I need to think before I speak" and then other times I think "I shouldn't leave the house or interact with people ever."
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Sometimes I think "I need to think before I speak" and then other times I think "I shouldn't leave the house or interact with people ever."
3:51 PM - 04 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
8. When she dreamt up the ~perfect~ trainer:
How much do you think it would cost to have Tim Gunn be my personal trainer who's all "oh honey, just give up and get fat already"
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How much do you think it would cost to have Tim Gunn be my personal trainer who's all "oh honey, just give up and get fat already"
12:36 PM - 22 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
9. When she chose the ultimate magical guardian:
My Patronus is a corgi.
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My Patronus is a corgi.
7:25 PM - 26 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
10. This gem:
Chris Pine showers more than me and he's super smug about it
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Chris Pine showers more than me and he's super smug about it
11:48 AM - 22 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
11. When she spoke the cold hard truth:
Being told "I know you can do this" weirdly makes me not want to try… "You CAN'T do this" has same effect. Ok, yeah, I might just be lazy.
Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow
Being told "I know you can do this" weirdly makes me not want to try… "You CAN'T do this" has same effect. Ok, yeah, I might just be lazy.
4:31 PM - 09 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
12. When she kept it really real:
Cooking for one sucks because no matter how I portion it I seem to end up wasting food. Also loneliness.
Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow
Cooking for one sucks because no matter how I portion it I seem to end up wasting food. Also loneliness.
5:25 PM - 16 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
13. When she understood your idea of "exercise":
I'm basically that Kacy chick from American Ninja Warrior - me, every time I take the stairs.
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I'm basically that Kacy chick from American Ninja Warrior - me, every time I take the stairs.
3:28 PM - 10 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
14. When she made us realize we weren't the only ones who didn't know how to adult:
I don't think I can call myself an adult until I figure out how to use bleach in the laundry.
Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow
I don't think I can call myself an adult until I figure out how to use bleach in the laundry.
4:10 PM - 15 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
15. When she had a lot of questions for Brookstone:
"Okay"
16. When she made you realize that crazy is probably better:
Being well adjusted is probably fucking overrated.
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Being well adjusted is probably fucking overrated.
6:16 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
17. When she understood your winter struggles:
Good news from the set of Pitch Perfect. Beca still mostly wears long pants and boots, so I basically never have to shave my legs. Or feet.
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Good news from the set of Pitch Perfect. Beca still mostly wears long pants and boots, so I basically never have to shave my legs. Or feet.
4:39 PM - 16 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
18. When she somehow knew your minute-by-minute weekend plans:
Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say “Netflix and avoiding responsibilities"
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Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say “Netflix and avoiding responsibilities"
6:23 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
19. When you were like, "Yep, same, always happens. That damn Charlize":
Oh Charlize, always borrowing my clothes and being hot and tall and blonde in them. Classic Theron.
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Oh Charlize, always borrowing my clothes and being hot and tall and blonde in them. Classic Theron.
3:13 PM - 23 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
20. When she understood your hatred for basically everyone:
"You're the only person in the world I don't hate right now" is as close as I get to saying "I love you"
Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow
"You're the only person in the world I don't hate right now" is as close as I get to saying "I love you"
3:57 PM - 16 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
21. When she knew your very real thoughts about being an adult:
I like to think of myself less like "an adult" and more like a "former fetus."
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I like to think of myself less like "an adult" and more like a "former fetus."
1:18 PM - 24 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
22. When you were like, #SAME:
Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.
Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow
Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.
3:13 PM - 21 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
23. When she did this perfect thing:
24. When she said exactly what every Anthropologie lover has ever thought:
"Yes, but maybe if I HAD these tiny whimsical bowls I WOULD throw dinner parties..." - every girl in Anthropologie ever
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"Yes, but maybe if I HAD these tiny whimsical bowls I WOULD throw dinner parties..." - every girl in Anthropologie ever
2:23 PM - 16 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
25. When she felt the same way you did about your eulogy:
If I die unexpectedly can everyone just do the right thing and pretend I was a way better person than I am?
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If I die unexpectedly can everyone just do the right thing and pretend I was a way better person than I am?
3:15 PM - 01 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
26. When she knew what they really put in that Abercrombie cologne:
The scent wafting out of Abercrombie stores is a fucking day ruiner. How did they manage to bottle the smell of high school and rejection?
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The scent wafting out of Abercrombie stores is a fucking day ruiner. How did they manage to bottle the smell of high school and rejection?
2:42 PM - 15 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
27. When you would've waited 3 hours in line for tickets just to see Olaf Anna on Broadway:
When and where are auditions for Broadway version of FROZEN? (am only interest in the role Olaf)
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When and where are auditions for Broadway version of FROZEN? (am only interest in the role Olaf)
9:11 PM - 01 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
28. THIS. ALL OF THIS.
It still blows my mind that I'm at an age where if I got pregnant people would be happy for me. #Yikes #Babies
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It still blows my mind that I'm at an age where if I got pregnant people would be happy for me. #Yikes #Babies
3:33 PM - 24 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
29. When she made you question your country's morals:
So, there's NO existing service that rents puppies to people with hangovers? America, you have failed me.
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So, there's NO existing service that rents puppies to people with hangovers? America, you have failed me.
2:23 PM - 03 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
30. When she threw well-deserved Insta shade:
I scroll past your Instagram videos.
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I scroll past your Instagram videos.
2:06 PM - 18 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
31. When she described your Saturday morning perfectly:
I don't think I completely washed out my conditioner this morning so I'm gonna throw on some sweats call this day a win.
Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow
I don't think I completely washed out my conditioner this morning so I'm gonna throw on some sweats call this day a win.
5:14 PM - 16 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
32. When she fangirled over Beyoncé and it was beautiful:
Fangirl of the year http://t.co/7JunXn7RnA
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Fangirl of the year http://t.co/7JunXn7RnA
1:43 PM - 27 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
33. When she dropped some very real truth bombs:
Can we drop the pretense of "President's Day" and just call it "I needed a long weekend because Valentine's Day is garbage"
Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow
Can we drop the pretense of "President's Day" and just call it "I needed a long weekend because Valentine's Day is garbage"
3:26 PM - 17 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
34. When light was your own worst enemy:
You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.
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You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.
2:27 PM - 27 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
35. When she had some very important questions:
I don't get why girls paint the "Chanel" symbol on their nails... I could tattoo it on my ass but it don't mean I'm fancy.
Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow
I don't get why girls paint the "Chanel" symbol on their nails... I could tattoo it on my ass but it don't mean I'm fancy.
7:32 PM - 10 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite