I was 21 and my husband was 23 when we got married. We grew up extremely conservative and were pressured by purity culture to wait to have sex until we were married. He was my first kiss and my first boyfriend, so as I've gotten older, I feel a sense of missing out on a "dating" period…Â
I bent over and split my pants wide open on my second day working at a hotel. My male boss burst into laughter and sent me home. It was the wrong day to try out my new, pink thong.
I tried to kick my sister, but she jumped out of the way and I broke my toe on the couch. I had to hobble around on a boot and avoid telling people how it happened. High school was a cruel time in my life.
My husband and I just got back from a 2 week Europe trip that cost $1300 per person. We booked the flights using points that we obtained using airline credit cards for our daily spending. Once we were there, we flew from Dublin, Ireland to Seville, Spain to Naples, Italy to Istanbul,…Â
It was my second day working at the hotel and I was asked to bring a towel to a guest's room. I bent over to get it from the bottom shelf and my pants split wide open, seam to seam, not leaving anything to the imagination. I waddled my way to the guest's room, gave them the towel…Â
My parents were experts at coming up with cruel punishments. Most of my childhood they would make us run as many laps around our house as we were old. They would double or triple the amount we had to run it we talked back.
One night I was feeling extra feisty and somehow wound up…Â
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