I really didn’t know what I was getting into with this.
Lady tested, lady movin’ on up.
“This took time. This took an entire episode of Law & Order.”
Just because a magazine insists that something makes you look “thin” now doesn’t mean that’s always gonna be the case.
“I look like Snape’s middle-aged mother.”
“I look like a cool kid’s binder!”
“You look like Michelle Obama!”
Spanx does not do the thing I thought it did.
Who can say no to affordable athleisure?
“This looks like a sexy penny.”
“The name of this look is Barb in the Upside Down.”
“I feel like I just put lip gloss all over my face.”
“Guys, my dreams are coming trueeeeeeee!”