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For Everyone Who Is Sexually Attracted To Young Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Because we are sorry but not sorry for objectifying you, Neil deGrasse Fine-son.

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Many (completely right) people think astrophysicist and general bad ass Neil deGrasse Tyson is attractive due to his very large brain.

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But it's important to note that YOUNG Neil deGrasse Tyson was on an entirely other, almost astronomical, level of fine.

Well, helloooo doctor!! #PHWOAR RT“@EllyOcean: let's objectify young neil degrasse tyson and upset some dweebs ”

Christy D.@Christydunks

Well, helloooo doctor!! #PHWOAR RT“@EllyOcean: let's objectify young neil degrasse tyson and upset some dweebs ”

11:42 PM - 23 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Just try to find his best feature. Just try.

You won't, because all of them are the best.
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You won't, because all of them are the best.

He had the arms and body of an angel.

Young, buff Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson during a wrestling match

Jagger Gravning@GoForRainbow

Young, buff Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson during a wrestling match

10:05 AM - 01 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

JESUS THOSE BICEPS. Not to mention his smize game. He even has a great watch. EVERYTHING ON HIM IS BETTER.

Can we all just appreciate young Neil deGrasse Tyson? #goddamn

Kaitlin Lee@kaity_lee24

Can we all just appreciate young Neil deGrasse Tyson? #goddamn

7:30 PM - 12 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

So of course he was swarmed with ladies before he got famous. Of freaking course.

So while current Neil deGrasse Tyson is obviously also a sexual magician worthy of your love and adoration...

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...It is basically impossible not to objectify vintage Neil. Just try it. I DARE YOU.

LOOK AT HIS T-SHIRT. EVEN HIS T-SHIRT IS GREAT.
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LOOK AT HIS T-SHIRT. EVEN HIS T-SHIRT IS GREAT.

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