What Should You Nickname Your Boobs?
Your boobs are inquisitive, educated, and curious. They aren't satisfied with conventional explanations for things; they want the truth. Your boobs deserve a nickname that recognizes their smarts AND their stubbornness.
Your boobs are survivors. No matter what gets thrown at them, they don't just pick themselves back up and live to fight another day... they thrive. They deserve a nickname they can wear as a badge of honor.
Your boobs are silent, but deadly, always willing to take on an adventure, smart enough to get themselves out of scrapes when they need to, and shrewd at building an empire. They deserve a nickname that speaks to their awesome brilliance.
Your boobs are clever and the funniest ladies in the room. They deserve a nickname that honors their razor-sharp wit and fierce dedication to their friends.
Your boobs are big, dangerous, and are not screwing around. They deserve a majestic name to go with their majestic presence.
Your boobs are total divas. While they may be a little bit lopsided at times, they won't tolerate disrespect, so you better come correct. Your boobs deserve a nickname that puts people in their place.