1. When you tried to park at the Hollywood Bowl. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com "This will help me get in and out easier!" —You, who do not know what you are talking about. 2. Any time you've gotten in line for Pink's Hot Dogs. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com It does not matter how much your out-of-town guests whine about wanting to go, YOU know that this is a LONG wait for a fast train to indigestion. 3. When you assumed the 405 was going to be easy breezy once all the construction was done. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 4. When you figured it'd be OK to show up an hour after the gates open at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery screenings. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Bonus: When you forgot to bring a blanket because you assumed that everyone else was going to bring a blanket. 5. When you turned your nose up at the taco truck with a "C" health grade. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com THE C IS WHAT MAKES IT GOOD. 6. When you said to yourself, "I'll just find street parking." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 7. When you bought into that "Triangle of Life" earthquake survival strategy for about 10 seconds. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Yeah, no, when an earthquake happens, you're gonna be the first one under a desk. 8. When you started buying your ArcLight tickets online without knowing exactly where your credit card is. Arclight.com 9. When you headed to Malibu for the beach at 1 p.m. on a Sunday. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com What a coincidence, everyone else thought they'd get away from the South Bay beach crowds too! 10. When you assumed it would be possible to make ANY turns in Hollywood. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Don't mind me, I'm just spending this green light waiting for every tourist on Earth to cross the street. 11. When you said you would DEFINITELY come to a party in Venice when you live on the East Side. Via transportpolicy2013.blogspot.com Look, it's nothing personal, but everyone in Venice is now dead to you, and they should feel the same way about everyone they know east of La Brea. 12. When you insisted that there would NEVER be turnstiles on the Metro. Flickr: waltarrrrr / Creative Commons / Via Flickr: waltarrrrr 13. When you freaked out and bought eight cases of water before Carmageddon. Flickr: Marty B / Creative Commons / Via Flickr: mjhbower Carmageddon: The Y2K of Los Angeles. 14. When you went to Runyon Canyon and thought that you'd "just find parking on Hillside or Fuller or whatever." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Disney / Via giphy.com You're hilarious. 15. When you tried to sneakily park at a grocery store to go somewhere across the street, and convinced yourself you wouldn't get towed. Flickr: Patrick Pelletier / Creative Commons / Via Flickr: 107479024@N04 Oh that's right, they actually hired a security guard to protect that sanctity of these parking spaces. 16. When you assumed that the drinks meeting you set with someone would actually take place on the original date you decided on. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF CBS / Via giphy.com 17. When you doubted the healing powers and awesome deliciousness of the danger dog. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com "Ugh, you'll get food poisoning." —Your friend, who does not know true happiness. 18. When someone convinced you to hike up to the Hollywood sign, and you got lost and/or heatstroke. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 19. When you only gave yourself 45 minutes to get across town. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Nope. You are in a long-distance relationship with people who live in your city. 20. When you talked shit on a movie/TV show/actor/director/producer while talking to people you don't know too well. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via giphy.com It's amazing how quickly people will turn on you when you insult the project they've been slaving over for six months. 21. When you told yourself you'd be the one noble soul who doesn't slow down to look at the accident on the freeway. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com "I am not going to contribute to this traffic j — WHOA." 22. When a friend said they were "running 5-10 behind for brunch" and you believed that they were actually 5-10 minutes away. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF FOX 23. When you left your car at an expired meter space for five minutes, and decided it would be OK. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Parking enforcement is always watching, waiting. 24. When you figured that there couldn't POSSIBLY be traffic at midnight. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Where is everyone even going at this hour?! 25. When you thought you could just run into The Grove "super quick!" at Christmastime. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 26. When you told yourself, "Surface streets will be WAY faster than the freeway!" View this photo on Instagram instagram.com THEY ARE NEVER FASTER. EVER. 27. When you thought for a second about moving to NYC. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Universal Pictures NOPE RENT NOPE.