1. I’m trying to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Surely you are not actually saying what it looks like you are saying.
2. Was BANANAS taken?
3. Is there a company called BANAN that is based in the US?
Not according to Google.
4. Are you letting us know that there is a little Eric BANA ‘N’ all of US?
5. Or is there a person out there who is just… genuinely against anuses?
6. BUT WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THAT?!
- Trump has named H.R. McMaster as his new National Security Adviser, replacing Michael Flynn, who resigned last week.
- Milo Yiannopoulos's book has been canceled after he was accused of defending pedophilia.
- Russian ambassador to the UN Vitaly Churkin has died after suffering from cardiac arrest this morning, a day before his 65th birthday.
- A girl's best friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it is the definition of friendship goals 😎