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15 Things That Happen When You're Addicted To The Olympics

Can I call in Olympics to work?

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3. Because you must watch them on the internet, every device you own is dedicated to streaming a different event.

Is your internet becoming super slow? Yes. Are you sorry? NOPE. YOU ARE NOT SORRY.

5. Whenever any announcer talks about an upcoming event using the phrase "Is history about to be made?" you know that you are getting no sleep tonight.

8. You become that jerk who knows which little countries are good at different events, because you watched all them.

14. You know full well that the night you decide to go to bed early and get some sleep will be when you accidentally get some Olympics spoiled for you the following morning.

15. When you realize that an amazingly exciting medal round is at 5:00 a.m., and instead of going to bed...you instead summon every ounce of strength that you have TO STAY AWAKE.

It's basically the Olympics of staying awake to watch the Olympics.

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