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20 Things Female Sports Fans Are Tired Of Hearing

You don't need to explain football to me, thanks.

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3. "You're going to bring food when you come over to watch the game, right?"

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How you should reply: Because if you can't keep the lady in the kitchen, the lady should probably bring the kitchen with her, amiright?


9. "Oh, you like this team? Name five players on it."

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How you should reply: What are you hoping will happen here? That I will fail your pop quiz and then will be banned from liking this team? When you go out to eat, do you make your waiter name five foods before letting him take your order?


16. "Do you really want to play in our fantasy league? You might think it's too hard."

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How you should reply: I'm going to remind you of this conversation when all of your running backs aggravate old injuries in week 2, you doofus.


17. "Why do you want to come watch the game with us? This is guy time."

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How you should reply: Because I like yelling at the screen and high fives and chugging beer, and these are all activities that suck to do by yourself.

19. "You don't seem like the type of girl who would like sports."

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How you should reply: Can't we all like sports, the way we all like food and love and ditching work to go do something more fun?