6. You spend a lot of time googling how to dress your body.
8. Full skirts make you look like a cupcake top.
But if it’s really cute, you’re probably going to try it on anyway.
15. Pants do not fit you the same in the front as they do in the back.
Sometimes, you love how the front fits so much, you consider just buying them, and walking backward everywhere.
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