1. You regularly smack your hips into tables, glasses full of liquid, or heavy doors. Via Twitter: @FemaleStruggIes 2. Finding a bikini that fits often means buying tops and bottoms that come from different bathing suits. Via Twitter: @search 3. Boarding a packed flight without hip checking a random stranger is more or less impossible. Flickr: 27384730@N00 Sorry, random stranger! 4. Trying to get out of your seat in a packed movie theater? Yeah, someone's probably getting a face full of booty. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF giphy.com 5. You've got a hate/hate relationship with Spanx. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF HBO / Via giphy.com I love you, super-tight dress, but I love my organs more. 6. You spend a lot of time googling how to dress your body. Bravo TV 7. Getting a coat to fit on all your body parts at the same time requires some Macguyvering. Via Twitter: @sjafghari 8. Full skirts make you look like a cupcake top. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Disney But if it's really cute, you're probably going to try it on anyway. 9. You're not super worked up about not having a thigh gap. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Disney / Via giphy.com You don't even have a gap between your boobs. 10. Shift dresses are a one-way ticket to looking super boxy. Via patchworkmemoirs.tumblr.com 11. When you run, you jiggle so much that you almost need a seatbelt for your body. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF FOX / Via bricesander.tumblr.com 12. You are absolutely not buying anything without trying it on... Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via imgur.com You know too well the nightmare of something fitting well in the calves but not in the thighs. 13. ...Though you have rage quit at least one dressing room. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF CW / Via giphy.com 14. Shopping online means having to buy two sizes of everything. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Bravo TV / Via giphy.com You're basically buying fit insurance. And paying out the ass for it upfront. 15. Pants do not fit you the same in the front as they do in the back. Disney Sometimes, you love how the front fits so much, you consider just buying them, and walking backward everywhere. 16. You do not understand why clothing stores assume curvy people are all the same height. Disney / Via cosplayingwhileblack.tumblr.com 17. All your jeans are stretchy, so you only get a few wears in before you get a case of saggy butt. Via imgur.com BAD JEANS. YOU GO STRAIGHT TO THE WASHER AND DRYER. 18. Shorts on you always somehow magically become underwear. Via imgur.com 19. You have about 20 million belts, and they're all used for cinching your waist. Flickr: 61456874@N00 20. You are literally counting the seconds until the wrap dress comes back. Via Twitter: @search 21. All your clothes are forever sliding around and needing adjustments. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF AMC / Via giphy.com It's always fun to look down to see that your skirt has hiked itself up to your butt. THANKS, SKIRT. 22. When you find something that you look AND feel good in, you become an unstoppable hurricane of fabulous. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via giphy.com In which case, someone had better call the police, because you will be killing it.