Here’s what you need:
• Several cans of the cheapest beer (because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost).
• An inability to dance or sing.
• A recycling bin, for your empty pawns and soldiers.
HOW TO PLAY:
1. To start: Everyone shotguns a beer. The first person to finish and chuck their can in the recycling bin is the SCHMIDT-MEISTER.
Whenever Schmidt makes a pun on his name, refers to himself in the third person, has to put money in the douche bag jar, makes a comment on his clothes, or does anything uniquely Schmidtty…the Schmidt-Meister points to someone and makes them drink.
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