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The "New Girl" Drinking Game

You love True American, but you need something that you can actually play while New Girl is on.

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Here's what you need:

• Several cans of the cheapest beer (because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost).

• An inability to dance or sing.

• A recycling bin, for your empty pawns and soldiers.

1. To start: Everyone shotguns a beer. The first person to finish and chuck their can in the recycling bin is the SCHMIDT-MEISTER.

Whenever Schmidt makes a pun on his name, refers to himself in the third person, has to put money in the douche bag jar, makes a comment on his clothes, or does anything uniquely Schmidtty...the Schmidt-Meister points to someone and makes them drink.


Tune in to the Season 3 premiere on Tuesday, Sept. 17, at 9 p.m. ET on Fox!